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Define Horse Girl Meaning

Horse Girl
1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.

That fucking horse girl could not stop talking about a fucking horse jump!
By Astra
Horse Girl
A girl who is normally named Ava and has taken her obsession of horses way too far. She will neigh like a horse, eat carrots at lunch, gallop in gym class and definitely will bite you if you get on her bad side.

The horse girl just bit me and now I have teeth marks on my arm.
By Consuela
Horse Girl
that girl obsessed with horses and she's creepy and loves you

friend: bro that horse girl is following you
me: yea dude every night she knocks on my door and yells my name
By Krystal
Horse Girl
Girls that ride and love horses. ALL CRAZY and not the cool kinky kind. They will come to meet you at college and hookup with your roommates

Buddy: Did you hook up with that horse girl?

Me: I don’t know. I got really drunk once she started hitting on your brother.

Buddy: oh yeah by the way you owe me 5 beers
By Celestina
Horse Girl
The most annoying girl on this planet. Ages 10 and up. They worship horses and love horse more than their own flesh and blood.

"I hate talking to Katie all she talks about is her stupid horse. She's a typical horse girl."
By Brietta
Horse Girl
kaylee karcz

I saw Kaylee Karcz, a horse girl, galloping with her greasy hair in a scrunchie whilst wearing a t-shirt with a horse on it captioned “ride like the wind” in her tuesday shit stained pink undies, that were 2 sizes too small.
By Kathye
Horse Girl
a horse girl is a rejected girl. sometimes due to BO, greasiness, crustiness, bad hygiene, bad eating manners, who may burp or fart.

Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shes a horse girl.
By Liva
Horse Girl
The term used to describe women who are extremely interested in horses, and either live on a farm, do something with horses for a living, or just flat out love horses. They are wild as fuck in bed and are amazing at sex, but are at times a little weird and may make neighing sounds during sex(and if you are unlucky, she will make you neigh too).

Ay bro i hooked up with a horse girl last night, the sex was amazing
By Rhianna
Horse Girl
Someone that doesn’t shower or brush her teeth

Omg Teagan is a horse girl she stinks
By Hana
Horse Girl
Over stereotyped girls who love their horses, love the barn, understand the nature of horses and love them.

IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!

I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.

Idiot: Wait so you're a horse girl? Aren't you a little old for that?
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!

(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
By Michal