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Define Hysterectomy Meaning

Hysterectomy
women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.
By Minne
Hysterectomy
Game Ovaries.

Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.

Son 2: Game Ovaries.

Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.
By Amity
Hysterectomy
ankle surgery

Person 1: "my mom had a hysterectomy last august."
Person 2: "do you even know what a hysterectomy is?"

Person 1: "yes it's ankle surgery."
By Stephani
Hysterectomy
To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift

Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy
By Amalle
Manual Hysterectomy
The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina

I gave that bitch a manual hysterectomy
By Miguela
Danish Hysterectomy
When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.

John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
By Dana