Quotes from Idle Hands:
Mick (While holding an electric knife): Look at me, I'm
Leatherface! (the electric knife unplugs)
Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright
white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like,
Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: Oh we figured, fuck it. I mean, it was really far.
Mick: I'm gonna go call 911.... What's the number?
Pnub: Yeah..
Anton: Dearly beloved. We are all gathered here today.. Because you're all dead.
(after the lame death of the hand)
Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no
hellfire, no -
(screeches demonically)
Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.