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If It Gives It Gives
Attributed originally to a traveling Scandinavian in the UK, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it." This phrase seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness in a similar vain to 'it is what it is'. Can be abbreviated to 'if it gives' in standard conversation. Phrase abstracted from this immortal quote; "If it gives it gives, if it doesn't it doesn't, it's just the same."

Q: Why do I always get the crazy ones?
A: If it gives it gives mate.
By Orella
Give Up Give In
A kickass straight-edge band in Northern New York with a talented lead singer (who has AWESOME hair that I am totally in awe of).

Person 1: Hey, did you go to Give Up Give In's show last night in Albany?
Person 2: Yeah. Shame he has a girlfriend, isn't it?
By Hali
Give And Let Give
As the saying "live and let live", this one is for those who give head and get upset when they hear their ex has done the same.

Me: "I heard she gave him head last night, what a tramp!"
You: "Dude, give and let give... she's gone."
Me: " Ugh, I never got that treatment."
You: "What did you expect when you banged her Mom?"
Me: "A threesome?"
By Cymbre
Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You
When Nim requests an orange and a sacrifice.

Nim, please don´t say ¨give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you¨
By Morna
Give Me Liberto Or Give Me Death
This was used as a line in the show 'MAD TV' in one of the sketch's on the show. Its a spin off of "give me liberty or give me death!". Usually used by the dimmer white-trash man who didn't pay attention in Social Studies/History enough to understand the depth of the actual saying.

guy 1: give me liberto or give me death!

guy 2: shetard.
By Shelby