girl : Alex you are like a brother to me
Alex: 😎
Fucking
rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you
Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎
God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make
bake cookies with you 😂.
Alex *commits not living*
Jacob: lol xd
Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰
God: stoopid
The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all
scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*
