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Define Jack Wagon Meaning

Jack Wagon
Loser. Someone who is totally worthless.

"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!" (Geico commercial asking does a former drill sergeant make a good therapist?)
By Quentin
Jack Wagon
A hardcore bandwaggoner. Someone who hops on trends very quickly and without knowing what they mean or represent. Usually a huge poser as well as a tool.

Conor: Dude Jack just came to school with a bulls SnapBack on and he couldn't name one player on the bulls.
Robert: What a jack wagon!

Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon
By Coriss
Jack Wagon
receptacle for semen. insult meaning multiple ejaculations were released into said "jack wagon"

That jack wagon has a serious attitude problem.
By Ema
Jack Wagon
n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.

When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon.

You're doing it wrong, you Jack wagon!
By Carrie
Jack Wagon
Lame, whiney, pathetic, take it in the ass sissypunk looking for a pity party.

Quit crying and grow a pair, you little jack wagon!
By Janeta
Jack Wagon
Someone who annoys the crap out of you or is very rude.

You're such a jack wagon!!!!!!!
By Fannie
Jack Wagon
An incredibly large piece of fecal matter which sticks 6 inches out of the toilet water.

Hey guys, get over here and check out this huge Jack Wagon!
By Allina
Jack Wagon
A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields
By Suellen
Jack Wagon
A person who does not understand how to drive according to the rules of the road.

That Jack Wagon..He cut me off not even looking right
By Isabelita
Jack Wagon
slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes

Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.
By Rheta