Define January 18 Meaning

girls/boys born on january 18th are the baddest out there

any uncultured swine: what national day is january 18?

me: it’s national slap booty day! hit mine up why don’t you.

roadman 1: wagwan fam
roadman 2: alright blud?
roadman 1: ye lad my birthday on january 18
roadman 2: so wot fam?
roadman 1: its spongebob day
roadman 2: ah that proper peng
random chav: oi roadman, ye you’s proper fire fam is your birthday january 18?
roadman 1: ye fam lets go

Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS

Hey it’s January 18 aka my moutherfucking birthday

It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.

Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *

'Appreciate meeeeee it's January 18'
'okay then'

" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "

On January 18th you need to say Boi I’m taking yo hoodie for the day.