Define January 20 Meaning

January 20
Give the middle finger to your ex day!!
Don't be afraid to show your hatred towards them, it won't hurt ;)

you: see your ex at the mall
ex: looks at

you: make eye contact (it's your time to shine)

now is the time when you put it up for the whole world to see
January 20th- a perfect day to give your ex the finger.
By Jeanelle
January 20
On January 20th, steal one of your best friends hoodie

Best friend 1: * snags his bsf hoodie*
Best friend 2: where tf did it go, shit it’s January 20 that hecker
By Cherry
January 20
The day cool and swag people are born they don't care what other people think about them and live their life how they want to

January 20 born are so cool that I wanna live their life
By Federica
January 20
National vibe check day!! Tell someone vibe check and if they aren't vibing then pennywise come and kills them

You:It's January 20 you know what that means. Vibe Check!!
Person: Nah
Pennywise: *rips off arm*
Person:*dies*
By Anna
January 20
NO HOMEWORK DAY
THE HAPPIEST DAY TO ALL STUDENTS

teacher: So your homework is page 2 to page 6 on your activity book and...
Student 1: Mrs. Yee, its January 20
teacher :and?
Student 2: Teacher your not suppose to give homework on this exact day.
Students: YAY.....
By Erika
January 20
It’s national Mountain Dew day!!!! This is the day where you can drink all the Mountain Dew you want ;)

“Omg are you drinking mountain drew on January 20?!?”
By Shawnee
January 20
National get eaten out day. No matter if yo pussy dry or fishy, or fat and juicy, it will get ate.

Boy: Hey it’s January 20
Girl: You know what that means..
Boy: I’m gonna eat your pussy !
By Dell
January 20

Today is January 20 that means I need to kiss my girlfriend
By Tobye
January 20
A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok
By Laure
January 20
This is the day when the most thoughful, caring, compasionate, loving, beautiful, heartwarming, generous, intellegent, selfless, hardworking people are born. They are desinted to be the most sucessful people ever and will become rich and famous, while still being able to manage being the nicest people you will ever know. They will also recieve many awards like the nobel piece price, an oscar and even become president in the future. People born on January 20 are just generally the most superior people in the world and it's inevitable to stop these events from panning out.

Jill- "What's your birthday"
Emma- "January 20th"
Jill- "Can I have your autograph before you become famous!?"
By Shayne