something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
By Odelia
Jard
Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")
*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you
By Nelie
Jard
exclamation originating from ancient gremanic tribes of eastern europe.
Language adopted by the modern day SPB tribal clan. Used primarily during the daily spiritual ritual of cleansing the bowls.
Also used as slang by meaning and relating to the act of bowl movement.
i saw this asian nigga down the street and he was all like "coulda mun jarde"...then we be chillin in a french bar and everyone be like "coulda mun jarde"
person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends