Define Jard Meaning

Jard
something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
By Odelia
Jard
Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")

*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you
By Nelie
Jard
exclamation originating from ancient gremanic tribes of eastern europe.
Language adopted by the modern day SPB tribal clan. Used primarily during the daily spiritual ritual of cleansing the bowls.
Also used as slang by meaning and relating to the act of bowl movement.

proper:
JA-A-A.....AAAARRRD!
slang:
My belly hurts, I have to go take a jard.
By Petunia
Jard
To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.

Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.
By Margaretha
Jarded
To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.

You got jarded you (gamin) cunt
By Tobey
Pulling A Jard
Being constantly under the influence in some way shape or form, for 7 or more consecutive days.

last week at the beach, Casey was totally pulling a jard.
By Cherice
Coulda Mun Jarde
used to immitate another language...any language

i saw this asian nigga down the street and he was all like "coulda mun jarde"...then we be chillin in a french bar and everyone be like "coulda mun jarde"
By Anneliese
Jard
Hard but with a j.

This homework is way to jard.
By Robinette
Jard
hit someone very hard with a maxed out pickaxe in minecraft

im going to jard you if you don't stop breeding the villagers
By Ernaline
Jards On A Bender
dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"
By Leah