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Jerky
Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra
By Lilla
Jerky
One really good hand job

Harry: Oh man! She gave me the best jerky last night!

Casey: Oh shut up! You already know I give the best babe!

Daniel: DAMN! Maybe you can give me a jerky too, Casey.
By Crista
Jerky
jerky (noun) - another word for the female buttocks.

Dang, did you see all that jerky on Beyonce?
By Mina
Jerkis
1. The replacement for jerk or jerk face

2. Variations include jerkis bo bercuis, jerkis maximus, ect..

"That Gene is really a jerkis."

"Hey you double parked over there you jerkis!"

"I sure hope a jerkis maximus like George Bush doesn't get re-elected."
By Salome
Jerky
1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox
By Bibi
Jerky
An adjective describing how hot someone is that you can easily beat your meat to them

Guy #1: yo bro that girl is so jerky
Guy #2: yeah bro she a bad thang I might have to beat my cack now
By Terrie
Jerki
jerking the jergen with a pickle gerken

man i need some pickle jerken to acompany my jerki gerken
By Kerstin
Jerky Treats
n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
By Sibella
Sleep Jerky
The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky
By Susanetta
Jerky Boys
Two funny ass guys with incredible voices that make kick ass prank calls!

"hello...hello?Bastad"
Sol Rosenberg
By Joelly