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Define Jerkis Meaning

Jerkis
1. The replacement for jerk or jerk face

2. Variations include jerkis bo bercuis, jerkis maximus, ect..

"That Gene is really a jerkis."

"Hey you double parked over there you jerkis!"

"I sure hope a jerkis maximus like George Bush doesn't get re-elected."
By Margaret
Jerky
1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox
By Ronalda
Jerky
Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra
By Olenka
Jerky
One really good hand job

Harry: Oh man! She gave me the best jerky last night!

Casey: Oh shut up! You already know I give the best babe!

Daniel: DAMN! Maybe you can give me a jerky too, Casey.
By Misha
Jerky
An adjective describing how hot someone is that you can easily beat your meat to them

Guy #1: yo bro that girl is so jerky
Guy #2: yeah bro she a bad thang I might have to beat my cack now
By Rebecca
Jerky
jerky (noun) - another word for the female buttocks.

Dang, did you see all that jerky on Beyonce?
By Dorri
Jerki
jerking the jergen with a pickle gerken

man i need some pickle jerken to acompany my jerki gerken
By Nickie
Jerky Treats
n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
By Ysabel
Sleep Jerky
The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky
By Valry
Hot Jerky
When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.
By Lorianna