Define Jergen Meaning

Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!