Define Hand Warmer Meaning

Hand Warmer
a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion
By Chere
Hand-warmer
the act of holding-hands
mostly the girl is the warmth but it could work both ways

thank you for being my Hand-warmer
By Vanni
Buffalo Hand Warmer
Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
By Oralle
Moscow Hand Warmer
When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.
By Dreddy
Country Hand Warmer
masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey

Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!

Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
By Roseanne
Alabama Hand Warmer
The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.

Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
By Wanids
Wisconsin Hand Warmer
A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a Wisconsin Hand Warmer last night.
By Kirbee
Texas Hand Warmer
A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.

Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.
By Kirbie
Asian Hand Warmer
Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.

"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
By Victoria
Russian Hand Warmer
When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!

1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
By Joby