Define The Warmth Meaning

Warmth
Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".

Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?
By Shelagh
Kettle Warmth
Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water

Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth
By Philippine
Man Warmth
The warmth of the Crotch area another man should never feel

Damnit Jim get you leg off me!!!
By Avrit
Poop Warmth
When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.

Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
By Zoe
Warehouse Of Warmth

Bearded Clam Soft Shelled Tuna Taco Camel Toe Slit pit Cum Dumpster Fuzzy Taco Air Pipe Beaver Tuna Town Punani Puntang ECD Sweaty Love Box Coochie Stabin' Cabin Muff Peach Snake Pit Snatch A.K.A Warehouse Of Warmth.
By Reggi
Man-warmth
The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.

I thought it fortunate to land a seat on the Metro train, but because it was crowded, I couldn't allow for a cool-down so I had to endure the man-warmth of the dude who had been sitting there.
By Sabine
Fuck Warmth
The heat generated by two bodies during the act of having sex.

Simon: Babe, open a window I'm dying from all of this fuck warmth.
Megan: Okay babe.
By Quintana
Warmth Chub
A semi-erection of the penis caused by warmth, such as: lying under a blanket or a long period, being in the shower or in another warm enviroment.

"Look, Bill's got a erection!"
"It's a warmth chub Tom. You got penis on your mind or something?"
By Lynelle
Rage Warmth
when you get so ragefull that you dont need a jacket in -30 weather

hey chris aint you cold? No real big my rage keeps me warm
By Sophronia
Awkward Bum Warmth
(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.
By Binni