Define Jimmy Dean Meaning

Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".

A form of food foreplay performed by scrambling enough eggs to fill a girls panties before putting a breakfast sausage in her twat. A compelling breakfast as you are able to do a body shot of maple syrup before eating your way through the eggs to the sausage.

A pile of shit that has been rolled into a round disc and frozen. The Jimmy Dean is then typically placed in an open car window or under a door.

When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.

When you were expecting the dick to taste gross cause of the person it was connected to but it honestly wasn't that bad.

To be screwed over; To get the sausage. To get dicked over.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.

When someone uses a sticky or syrupy substance as lube, Example: Superglue, Maple Syrup, Sausage Grease, Elmer's Glue, Gorilla Glue, Spit, Cum, Tar, Smoothie, Pancake Batter, etc.