Define Jizum Meaning

Jizum

i left my jizum on her bedsheets
By Robbi
Jizum
a word used out of frustration. can be replaced by fuck or shit.

that stupid jizuming test was hard as a jizum.
By Mariana
Jizume
Cum; A male gamete or reproductive cell.

DAMN I got Jonathan's jizume all over my hand!

Jizume is Kayla's play-doh

Jizume is like a slap in the face

The bitch got juzume all up in her grill.
By Robbyn
Jizzy Jizum
cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)

dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!
By Babb
Jizum Monkey
'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.

Pascal is a jizum monkey.

Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!

Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.

Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.

By Fifi