Josh: Yeah, I'm moving to Christchurch
Josh's
G/f: OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Thank the lord....
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Josh: Yeah, my mum is half Arab...
Me: Serious?
Josh: Yeah...
Josh's Dad: No, she's fully Scottish...
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Classic
Joshie:
Josh: MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
Me: What a loser...