A day where badass mutha fuckas were born. They also have a great sense of humor, and a ehhsized dick.
Damn, they were born on june 20, I bet they are a badass. To bad they dont have a big dick, its ehhh.
By Phylys
June 20
you can fuck as many girls as you want and they can’t deny you’ll also be immune to stds. You’re cool asf and can get free weed from any dealer on planet earth. I’d say being born on June 20 is pretty free head
Grab ur bests gals and pals, head to the nearest icee machine and give out free icees! Make a person smile and then they remember that their mouth is red or blue so they start to cover it and laugh and then cry bc someone did something so nice and they can’t believe that there are nice people in the world instead of a bunch of tusholes! And then u tell them oh don’t cry bc it’s gonna be alright and then they give u a hug and u get really awkward bc u just met the person and u feel a connection but u have no idea if they are stealing from u and then u walk away and u come back the the same place every year for a free icee giveaway!