Define Kal Meaning

a kal is a best person you can meet. he loves cookies. and if you promise him something he will bug you for it till you give it to him. he has very dry humor. and is amazing

A term used in a book series by David Eddings, meaning King and God.

A leader with godlike power and/or arrogance.

The name Stanford gives to Cal (UC-Berkeley), as part of the Stanfurd-Kal rivalry.

A god that is known to rule universes and kill anyone in his way

A touhg guy who manage it all and don't give a fuck. A kal is able to do things, many other men do not dare. If you can corner a trailer backwards, drink more than your friends or gets womens attention in every room you enter you are probably a kal.

A person who is the best of all things. and is very hilarious and has dry humor and always wants his cookies. And despises glitter and glitter phone cases

In the growing (and hip!) knitting community, it means "Knit Along," which is when multiple knitters make the same project at the same time which is both fun and helpful to each other. Crocheting has one too: CAL

An extremely rare feminine name that appeared out in the 21st century. No one knows how or why it came to be, but anywho. It can be described as an individual whose awesomeness grants serenity and world peace to the people on Earth. Kal's tend to remind everyone that they are always there to help them. There are a few Kal's on the planet and if you discover one, be prepared to give your utmost respect.

Generally means pissing off a chick that your mate likes

The Last Son of Krypton, a former planet where evolution has, by total coincidence, produced a species identical to humans except for their larger muscles and more handsome features.
Krypton was destroyed in a remarkably splendid explosion when Kal-El was just an infant. The explanations for this explosion vary, but none of them make sense. Fortunately, Kal-El's father, Jor-El just happened to have recently invented a small spacecraft, just large enough for an infant. Little Kal was placed into the craft and sent it into space, mere moments before the explosion! The child safely reached Earth, and landed outside of the town of Smallville, Kansas, U.S.A. where he was raised by Jonathan and Martha Clark, who quickly decided to take him and claim he was their baby.
Somehow, Kal-El's Kryptonian physiology reacted to the light of Earth's yellow sun and gave him almost every superpower that one can think of, and he uses these powers for protecting the people of Earth while wearing a brightly-colored costume, which has given him fame across the universe. There are only 3 things to which Kal-El is vulnerable: 1) radioactive chunks of his home planet, of which there are many on Earth, which only affect a Kryptonian and cause no harm to Earthlings. 2) A direct hit from an atomic bomb. and 3) magic.
On top of his job of protecting Earth (and often other worlds), he also manages to be a successful reporter for the Metropolis Daily Planet. Virtually nobody has ever caught on that the reporter and the superhero are the same person, because Kal-El wears fake glasses when he's reporting, and he doesn't wear glasses when he's heroing.
Other names that Kal-El is known by include Clark Kent and Superman. He also has several nicknames, including The Metropolis Marvel, The Man of Steel (a title he stole from Steel Sterling), and Earth's Mightiest Mortal (a title he stole from Captain Marvel).

I do not know anything about his penile girth or Emcee skills, although I'm sure they're impressive.