A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.
A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"
By Roobbie
Jeanie
a huggee jeanie that lives in a bottle and only appears when rubbed by a nicalia ( the right way )
a girl who murders ponies and and horses daily every day she just kills and kills and makes horses suffer she hates them with all her evil little fat girl heart shes the worst kind of fat girl that exists shes totally huge with boobs that are nothing but fat and kills horses ponies donkys and zebras even a giraffe once shes bad news and totally fat
Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.
"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"
The unfortunate protrusion of excess pant material when sitting, resulting from loose-fitting pants. Often mistaken for an erection by passers-by; may result in mockery, flattery, or just plain embarassment.
"Wow, nice jeanis you've got going on there, Tom"
"Shit! These pants are the worst for that.... or are they....?"
By Madge
Jeanie
The greatest friend you will ever have. They are extremely chill and you will feel comfortable enough to say anything around one. Jeanies are super sweet and are always there for you, but never cross a Jeanie. A Jeanie will fuck you up before you even realize what's going on. Nonetheless you will always love your Jeanie.
The small bunch of denim located at the zipper region of women's jeans that are a little too tight around the waistband, giving the illusion of male genitalia. It occurs mostly when the wearer is seated.
