Define Comatose Meaning

Comatose
What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!
By Ardra
Comatose
a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean
By Halie
Comatose
to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.
By Dasi
Comatose
adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin
By Bonita
Comatose
To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.
By Hermione
Comatose
One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

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By Patience
Comatosed
"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
By Starla
Comatose
1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn

"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."
By Tessie
Comatosed
to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed
By Tove
Comatose
A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."
By Euphemia