An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one'splanning.
Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe
Of course writing an essay about you is more important than writing an essay regarding a college application, because there are thousands of universities around the world but you are only one. How can you consider this sarcastic flattery, I am shocked!