A man who pitched so good in the 2006
playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had
random brown "dirt" spots on his
pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".
If we are going to win this thing, we may have to
Kenny Rogers the ball.
I just went to the bathroom and dropped
a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny
Rogered my hand by accident.