Mr
Untrustworthy:"lads, I slept with 3 girls last night at the same time"
Lads: "NICE"
Mr
untrustworthy (to himself): I just pulled a kilby.
Mr Untrustworthy:"When I was younger I won the junior
Tour de France"
Lance Armstrong and co:"Well done, I won the real thing 7 times straight"
Mr untrustworthy (to himself): I just pulled a kilby.