DA DA DA DAN!
HE BE THE MAN
HE GOT A FOOT LONG
IT'S CALLED HIS DONG
HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE
YOU WANT A PIECE?
IT'S MADE OF GOLD
SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD
THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM
ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB
BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY
HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY
HE'S A PORN STAR YO
BUT HE DON'T WANT
NO HO'S
HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL
IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL
GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL
IT'S ALL COOL
HE'S
LIVIN' THE DREAM
HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM
PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM
DAN'S
SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER
ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER
THEY JUST MAD
CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD
NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND
DAN'S A REAL BEAST
EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.