noun
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the
tallest mountain known to mankind,
Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and
disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a
fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey,
like a sir."
Merle: "
Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."