Define Kitched Meaning

Kitched
Kitched means being murdered or killing yourself in a brutal manner. Coming from the word kitchen, it relates to knives and bleeding like from horror movies. It could be a gunshot wound or any other way you bleed before you die. A psychotic killing, or a suicide, it means a bloody death.

That guy was kitched, the poor bastard.
By Mariele
Kitched It

By Elysia
Kitch
A style of decorative art and design in which ordinary objects with vintage appeal, "old-fashioned" characteristics or banal usefulness feature prominently. Clutter, trite sayings, kitchen utensils and homey objects appeal as "kitchy".

dish towels embroidered with the days of the week, hand-painted or decopage wooden boxes, aprons, cutsie baby figurines
By Arlee
Kitch
For morons who can't spell Kitsch.

(Kitch) Kitsch - A form of art that is considered an inferior, tasteless copy of an extant style.
By Wynnie
Kitch
Some questions to ask yourself when wondering if something is kitch are:
"Is it tacky?"
"Does it serve any practical purpose?" and finally
"Does it devalue someone or something that is extremely famous or valued?"
If the answers to these questions are: "yes, no, yes," then it is probably kitch.

Kitch would be like a loin cloth with Barack Obama's face on it (a souvenir my friend received from Africa). Some other examples would be: a bobble-head Mono Lisa, a velvet coloring page of Elvis Presley, or a tea set with the Twighlight characters on it. They don't have to encompass something famous but they often times do. Those paintings with the fairies or dolphins amid a glowing sunset are kitch, and so are spoons made out of antlers.
By Nikki
Kitching
A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.

‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching
‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’
By Devora
Kitch
to vomit (puke) uncontroably & quite suddenly

"Kitchen just Kitched"
"thanks for the cone #BLEAH# Whoa, I just Kitched"
"Did you see him kitch all over himself?"
By Quintilla
Kitch
Used as both an adjective and noun to describe a shorter, beautiful, and kind-hearted girl with notably fantastic boobs and a butt to match. A kind and kinky bitch.

Yo babe, check it out; that kitch is kitch! I want you to suck on her nipples while I eat her out!
By Tova
Kitching
KITCHING is if you laugh very strangely at something that isnt that funny. To KITCH is to laugh strangely. A KITCHER is a person who laughs strangely.

Somebody reads a poster that says,"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

a KITCHER then starts KITCHING
By Leesa
Will Kitching

By Debee