Define Konked Meaning

Konked
Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.

If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.
By Ericka
Konked
When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
By Tamiko
Konk

fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!
By Abagail
Konk
The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.

I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?
By Nichole
KONK
A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus

By Vallie
Konk
To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.

jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
By Camala
Konk
literally means "cock" and is often used instead of "dickhead"

"Dude, you're a fucking konk."
"At least I have one."
By Ottilie
Konke
Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke

By Damara
Konk
Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.

We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.
By Pearle
Konk
A Korean. Also known as a spoon-face or shovel-head.
Derived from the Japanese word "Kankokujin" (pronounced Kahn-koe-koo-jin) , meaning "Korean". Typically used as an insulting slur to reffer to a korean person. Unlike other racial slurs like "nigger", koreans are for the most part unaware of the meaning of this word and will thus not take offense when it is mentioned in front of them.

Korean: *Yells something in korean at john, then turns to his korean friends and bursts out laughing*

John: "Sorry, me no speaky spoon-face you lousy konk."

Korean: *Walks away unoffended and unpreturbed*
By Amber