The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.
Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.
an employee who loves younger people and tries to make money on the side by selling man gravy. they are also known for being semi-retarded and trying to act black.
kratos: yo whats up guidos lets go to the club!! i got a fresh batch of crack!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
Utter fucking failure of a protagonist. Originates from the PS2 game God of War, (a Devil May Cry ripoff which caters to 12-year old boys), where he grunts alot and swings around a weapon that defies the laws of phyisics. Despite his glaring flaws, Kratos is also quite revolutionary in the sense that he is the first openly gay video game character since Streets of Rage, and also the first video game character ever to recieve quadruple anal penetration on screen.
The Main character from the kick-ass game and franchise god of war
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
