Define Kringle Meaning

Kringle
A danish pastry made and sold in Racine, WI. Usually contains fruit or nut filling and is frosted; may be filled with cream cheese or chocolate. Generally comes in a oval ring that is about 18" long.

Let's order some kringle from kringle.com! mmmm....
By Maible
Kringle
v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?
By Amaleta
Kringle

ooh, i like kringle. :>
By Adi
Kringle
A kringle is when feces gets attached to ones butt hair and dries there.

After mooning the principal, we noticed Alex had kringles on his butt, apparently from being too hairy and not correctly wiping his butt.
By Noreen
Kringle
1. One's certain movements, mannerisms and/or habits. Usually it is unique to them.

2. When one makes certain movements or acts in a certain manner.

2. When you pinch all of your fingers towards the inside of your palm, and raise it above your head, that would be kringle.

You can give kringle to somebody when you do something strange.

I've gotten kringle by looking at someone saying something weird to me, or acting in a certain manner. I inherit kringle from them.

The sister in Pet Semetery has kringle.

Certain moves that a certain star makes on stage is kringle.

When skateboarders are doing jumps, they'll commit kringle.

Jim Carey has full kringle.

Dennis Rodman has basketball kringle.
By Sonni
Kringle
A verb; to make something Christmassy.
Derived from Chris Kringle, an alternate name for Santa Claus.
Found in the PVP strip for November 17, 2004.

I hate when people start kringling their houses before Thanksgiving.

"You kringled my iPod."
By Lorrie
Kringle
Someone who has a mix of Blonde and Red hair. Gets around all the negatives of being a ginger in younger years but grows into the soul sucking lifestyle after puberty.

DAVE: Why do I get a creepy vibe from you?
KERMIT: Probably because im a Kringle!
DAVE: What is a Kringle?
KERMIT: A Kringle is someone who plays the fence of normal society by having half blonde hair but deep down will always be weird and socially unaccepted due to my ginger roots.
By Corrie
Kringling
The new planking! The art of kringling is to sit across the lap or knee of a stranger as if they are Kris Kringle. A proper β€˜kringle’ catches it’s target by surprise and is most effective when executed in unique scenarios.

Otis and Brittney got into the holiday spirit by Kringling people at the mall last weekend, he even Kringled the Kringle himself and she sat on a Panther's player's lap to Kringle him, but she may or may have not just been flirting. kiss951.radio.com/2011/12/01/holiday-planking-kringling-is-the-new-fad/
By Nora
Kringle
There are several variations of "kringle."

Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.

Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.

Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.

Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.

You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.

These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, right before she kringled him.
By Bibbye
Kringle
A disease that prevents babies from looking sexy. Very contagious and causes the urge to have an affair.

My wife has a bad case of the Kringles
By Moria