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Kruger
someone who is VERY FUNNY AND HAS REALLY SOFT HAIR. they also have the best music taste and needs to make more playlists. krugers usually fall into three different categories, pregnant, furry, or eboy. they also make a lot of typos, but we love the typos.

hi kruger
By Liana
Kruger
The realization that you urgently need to defecate at the exact time you need to leave for a commitment or appointment.

We met at 5AM in the hotel lobby to catch the safari to Kruger National Park. John suddenly realized that queasy feeling required an immediate trip to the toilet. He made it just in time, but was on the verge all day long.

Tom: "We've got to leave for the airport now! Where's Bobby"

Foster: "He felt a kruger coming on. He's in the bathroom"
By Desiree
Kruger
Ancient german warrior from germany.

The furious kruger killed invader with his long sword.
By Malvina
Kruger
warrior from ancient tribes of germany

The Kruger killed the peasent with his sharpened axe.
By Kathi
Kruger
A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails.

"She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock."
By Anallese
Kruger
Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.

The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."

I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!
By Dorothea
Pedi Kruger
Bad pedicure, ugly toe nails

Wow did you see Tina's feet looks like she had a Pedi Kruger
By Addi
Freddy Kruger
A Sick and twisted neighbourhood pedofile who took children to his boiler room where he killed them.
Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.

Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....
....6 times
....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason
....and is coming back again in the sequal...
...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed

When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.

A dream killing machine...heh

Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)

-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-
Played by robert englund

Freddy - "coem on Jessie, we're a team, you've got the body, and i've got the brains! HAHAHAHA!"(evil laugh) *peals skin off head to expose brain as he laughs*(No.2)

-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)

-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)

And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus
By Inesita
Freddy Kruger
The psychotic serial killa that kills children in their dreams. He uses his razor hand to slice the shit out of bitches.

If it wasn't for that stupid bitch, Freddy would have beat the shit out of Jason.
By Gisella
Freddy Kruger
The most common misspelling of the name Freddy Krueger. It usually comes from illiterate people who don't know anything about the story of Freddy, and have only seen Freddy vs. Jason.

Wow, I can't beleve you spelled it Freddy Kruger. You people phail.
By Katha