Define Kumquat Meaning

a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures

one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.

Something you call someone when they're being a lazy little bitch

Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.

Said in response to loud sex.

Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.

Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.

It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.

1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name.

a sexual position in which the guy squats over the girl while cumming
- usually asked for by the guy, as just doing it can result in a slap in the face