most feared melee weapon in mexico. artifact discovered by dora. abilities: who hold beprepared for an ass beating
diego: shut up im playing smash bros mom: oh really come here and take the la chancla
diego: mom dont do it
By Tybie
La Chancla
A spanish word meaning the flip flop which Latino moms beat their child's ass with and throw them at their kids like boomerangs to hit them in the head.
Latino mom: Why do U not fucking listen child!
Latino kid: Oh crap not la chancla!
Latino mom: Throws la chancla at kid.
Latino kid: Ends up in the hospital.
hispanic son: imma piss in the sink hispanic mother: POR QUE TE ORINASTES FREGADERO
hispanic son: what its better to piss in the sink
hispanic mom: HORITA VOY A GARAR LA CHANCLA hispanic son : MAMA PORFAVOR NO LA CHANCLA NOOOOO
By Merl
La Chancla
Spanish word for flipflop/sandal/slipper. It's what Hispanic/Latino parents (usually mothers) use to beat their child's ass when they've had it with their misbehaviour.
And don't even try to run, they can throw that thing round a corner like boomerang and if you manage to run out the house then don't expect to be allowed back inside without getting twice the original punishment.
Hispanic/Latina mother: *child's name*, GET OVER HERE NOW.
Kid: Shit, I can already feel la chancla getting spanked round my ass.
mom:PORQUE REPROVASTE EL EXAMEN???
kid: porque...
mom: NI QUE POQUE NI QUE OCHO CUARTOS VENTEACA kid: AHHH LA CHANCLA NO PORFAVORRRR....
and then the poor kid gets his ass whipped. and now has PTSD
By Ulrika
La Chancla
The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.
Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me
By Nanette
La Chancla
It a weapon Mexican that Mexican mom use and it hurt really bad they have aimbot with it they donβt miss trust me Iβm Mexican