Define La Croix Meaning

la croix means "the cross"

1. A french term for "the water"

2. A popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. Comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.

Bubbly Water with a hint of fruit that nobody can pronounce

Essentially it’s methadone for people who have a diet soda dependence.

pronounced "la crotch"

fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.

1. The Cross

2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).

3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*

Translated from Italian to Mandarin to Greek to Chinese to English to American Sign Language to British to Bolivian back to Mandarin to Russian then finally translated to English and it means: The Pee

TyRubbing a piece of fruit on someone's food so that it tastes vaguely like the essence of that fruit.

Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning

Fucking lesbian water