Define Lan Party Meaning

A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.

A group of computers joined on a Local Area Network (lan), usually for playing games.

A sacred ritual where many socially outcast males, of the Nerdus religion, engage in ritualistic murder of eachother (referred to as "fragging") in the hopes that their god Microson will grant them another life, which is referred to as a "respawn" among them. It is also speculated that caffeinated drinks are served. A LAN party has never been witnessed by an outsider before, and therefore everything known about them is speculation.

A veritable orgy, with none of the next-day guilt and unexplained pregnancies.

Drink till you cant feel the LANd anymore! Cuz lets face it, if you drink that much you won't be able to say land properly anyway.

A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with eachother. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.

A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.

Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse

A gathering usually consisting of a group of friends, for fun or competition. This gathering involves either a Xbox, and/or a PC. Including games such as Counter Strike and/or Halo. LAN Parties usually go on all night due to extensive junk food consumption and caffeine, resulting in elongated sleep the night after the LAN Party.

When your boyfriend gathers with his nerdy friends to play computer games all night instead of calling you up to say happy birthday.