Define Landmine Meaning

skinny ugly chick.

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"

A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !

The thin version of a grenade.