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Larry Bird
The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.

DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!
By Avivah
Larry Bird
Best shooter in the NBA history. Played in the NBA for 13 years with the Boston Celtics. He won the first ever 3 point shootout contest in the all stars weekend and repeated it 2 more times for 3 titles. One of the best Basketball players in the NBA history and won the NBA MVP award in 1984, 1985, and 1986.

Larry Bird is the best shooter ever
By Fancy
Larry Bird
1.Pretty much the Micheal Jordan for white boys.

2. One of the best in Players in Basketball history.

John: We don't do it like Mike, we do it like Larry.
Shawn: Niggah stop playin, Larry Bird can't beat MJ.
By Lacee
Larry Bird
He shot the basketball for our sin of rooting for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

On April 15, 1979 Larry Bird resurrected the game of basketball.
By Gladys
Larry Bird
The act of jumping at most, 5 inches in the air during a basketball game.

That guy has serious skills. He can do the Larry Bird with ease.
By Florette
A Larry Bird
A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".

Usually she prefers an all BBC team, but if a Larry Bird is around, she'll run with that unit.
By Sabra
A Larry Bird
When you are having sex with a girl during a lightning storm and then there is a flash of lighning and during the split second that you cant see the girls brother pops out of the closet and switches places with her so when you regain your sight you realize you are actually fucking the girls brother.

Also known as "The Ol' Switch-a-roo"

Tom: Dude you will not believe what happened to me the other day.
Jack: What?
Tom: Well I was with this girl at my place and we got into it and then there was a flash of lightning and she pulled A Larry Bird!
Jack: My god...
By Cristine
Larry Bird Shit
When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.
By Ruthy
Larry Bird
Slang for When a gun has 33 rounds in it and larry bird wore number 33 so its called “dha larry bird”

“I gotta Larry on me” “I got that larry bird on me”
By Michele