An extremely sexually orientated character that has no moral values, ethics, or emotions, his main concern is to seduce women and have any type of sexual relationships. He is also known to be grime, crude and be very hyper. Although he is very shallow LaTroy can be very charming. Alter Ego of Abel.
A. Damn did you see latroy, he dirty, he almost bit deziree's butt.
B. Aint no one dirty like latroy
By Fionna
Latroy
He is a cool guy. He will most likely be successful. He is trustworthy and handsome.
One of the most hated men in Chicago. He is a relief pitcher for the Cubs who consistently blows save opportunities in the 9th inning. Coach Dusty Baker forces him to be the team's closer against his will, when he has proven he is a valuable set-up man from his time with the Minnesota Twins.
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
Chicagoan #1: Hey, did the Cubs win today?
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
By Justine
LaTroy Hawkins
(Used to be) a terrible relief pitcher for the Cubs now a terrible pitcher with the Giants.!! He was just traded to the Giants.
Hoor-fucking-ay!!!
His many nicknames in Chicago were: LaSucky, LaBlow, LaTwat, and LaTrocious.
LaTroy Hawkins blew in Chicago. Then Jim Hendry had the sense to trade that worthless bastard to San Fransisco for two of the best prospects in the Giants system.
