When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.
Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!
A College that is totally Dildo's and is backwards retarted, they'll tell you that you need to take such and such a course and when you go to register you need fucking permission...what kinda bullshit is that?
Dude 1 : i was trying to register for classes and i got fucked because i didnt have permission for something they told me i needed....
A form of communication between an employer and an employee, whereas the employer communicates absolutely nothing to the employee in the 24 hours prior to their demise.
Mary: "So, Joe works at AIG- heard they're about to go under."
Sam: "Well, Joe doesn't know a thing about it."
Mary: "Yeah, well apparently they use Lehman's terms over there too."
By Ashil
Lehman Sisters
Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.
Amande and Jane are now the Lehman Sisters 'cause the Devil took away their Prada when their boyfriends lost their jobs on Wall Street.
