Define Lemont Meaning

A village near Chicago. Nothing really to do here.

A word used to describe a town that has a lot of history but people don’t care and instead vape all day

A term used for an up and coming community that was once filled with poor, low class, white trash and is being taken over by nouveau riche wealthy ex-Chicagoans.

A small shitty town in Cook County, Illinois. Comprised of 90% Polish people and 10% Lithuanian people who can't assimilate at all and have extremely gay last names. 99% Trump supporters and the other 1% are minorities (actually just white girls). In the neighborhoods, you will usually find kids riding ATVs and shit on the pavement or kids vaping. Have been told we have some baddies although there is no evidence to support this claim. We suck at football and please get me out of here.

A word used to describe something immensely boring.

Town where everyone is stuck up and will back stab you to climb the social ladder. It is a great place to live if you have the right last name but please for the love of God don't move here. Absolutely awful place. There is nothing to do, and everyone just sits around thinking they are better than you. The kids in the town are just as bad as the adults as all they do is sit around and vape and wonder how the cancer got there.

A small town with great places to eat like pancake cafe, Nick's Tavern, Illinois Bar and Grill

A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.

A shot consisting of blue monster and apple smash. Also known as marshmallow madness.

A high school in Lemont where most of the kids are either going to have lung cancer or an STD by the time they graduate. This school is filled with rich, entitled little shits that don't know how to keep their dicks in their pants or their tits in their shirts. They think it's cool to vape or smoke weed all over the school, and chances are there might be a hermit or two living up in the ceiling in the theater tech room. There's probably some chick in junior or senior year that's pregnant already, and nobody learns anything from health anymore, especially when it comes to sex ed.