Define Ass Man Meaning

Ass Man
License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.

Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"
By Alisa
Ass Man

"I'm an ass man, i'm an ass man!"
By Mariette
Ass Man
1. A man who prefers ass over titties
2. a person who enjoys ebony porn due to black women's fine posterior
3. A person who unashamedly jerks off to twerking videos
4. A person who puts it in the ass more than the vejay
5. What most gay people are, since the only place they can put it (other than the mouth) is in the ass. lmao
6. A person who as a little kid would spank their moms ass and as a teen & adult other girls asses
7. A person who falls for the boy yoga pants prank

(Person and Ass Man watching twerking video)
Person: These videos are so stupid. Who tf would even jerk off to this
Ass Man: (jerking off) OHHHH YEAH!!!
Person: OMFG
By Joete
Ass Man

By Simone
Ass Man
another name for a man of homosexual nature. Usually said in a surprised fashion

Julian: I saw dean and christian in bed together last night
Pat: Ass Man!
By Agnes
Ass Man
A Man obsessed with the female (or male if one is gay) buttocks. ant: Breast Man

By Aurilia
Ass-Man
Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.

Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"

Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"

Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"
By Marlane
Ass Man

Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.
By Helli
Grown Ass Man
A "grown ass man" will always put his kids and/or family's needs ahead of his own. He handles his business and has no need to refer to himself as a "grown ass man"

If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.

I can do whatever I want because I'm a grown ass man.
By Tiff
Ass Man Supreme
A man who is truly a terrible individaul in every way.

I saw Glen the other day. He is such an ass man supreme.
By Billi