Define Ass-man Meaning

A Man obsessed with the female (or male if one is gay) buttocks. ant: Breast Man

License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.

Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.

Short for Assistant Manager

Proffesional wrestler and fauxmosexual Billy gunn

another name for a man of homosexual nature. Usually said in a surprised fashion

A "grown ass man" will always put his kids and/or family's needs ahead of his own. He handles his business and has no need to refer to himself as a "grown ass man"

If someone calls themself a "grown ass man" it is most certainly because he is being a little bitch and not taking care of his responsibilities.

A man who is truly a terrible individaul in every way.

1- Used to reply angrily to an absurd suggestion

2- Used to ridicule a childish person