Define Lifeline Meaning

Lifeline
A person you can always depend on to help you in a really messed up situation where you need a quick excuse/escape.

This person will always have that six sense to lie in favor of you when asked about your current location (sometimes without you giving them any real hint about it).

This person also happens to be in the right place at the right time when you're in trouble.

"Dude, that blind date is horrific! I need to call my lifeline."
Or...
"Thanks, man! You're a lifeline!"

In situations where you're running late getting into work:
Boss: "Do you know if your name came into work today?"
Lifeline: "Uh... Yeah, he came in an hour before I went on lunch break. He's somewhere around here."
By Jordana
Lifelined
The act of having intercourse with someone who has fallen and can't get up, specifically an elderly person.

That asshole lifelined my grandma!
By Morgan
Lifeline
A person keeping you tied down and /or keeping you sane. You likely couldn’t live without them, they might have even saved you a few times. They keep you from making irrational decisions and can always make you feel better. They keep you there and present in the real world.

Thanks bro for being my lifeline
By Olimpia
Lifeline
The female that’s always gonna have your back through everything. This person makes you smile and forget everything. The love of your life .She’s your escape and your dumb to ever let her go.

I really can’t live without this girl she’s my lifeline !!!
By Yvette
Lifeline
A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.

Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.

The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.

"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."
By Madge
Lifeline
He is too boring as a person but very romantic.He wants me to stay with him forever but he never tells that he wants to stay with me but cant complain cause i like him so much that i cant let him go

By Lorrie
Lifeline
He is a boring person but very romantic its his first time dating but he is too good .His i love u makes me so happy and his boredom makes me so pissed .He is scared of kids and a very big scredy cat ,he is so tall that i feel very short.But i still love u so much and cant let u go

Lifeline i love u
By Petronella
Dead Man’s Lifeline
Being helped off of drugs by an artist that has already OD’d on drugs or killed them selves while on drugs

“Hey why is Eric crying?”

“He’s been pushing off Lil Peep’s ‘Dead Man’s Lifeline’ this morning he threw away his pipe.
By Kirsti
Lifeline
A limited power or hint a contestant can use on the game show Who Wants to be a Millionaire? in order to more easily answer a question

Jimmey Kimmel recommends against using the lifeline “Ask the Host” while he is hosting Who Wants to be a Millionaire as he fears he would be ineffectual.
By Shell
Lifeline Main
You are complete dogshit. You never revive your teammates with your passive and refuse to drop your drone to your teammates. When you drop your package, it's usually far from where your teammates can loot it.

"Can I get a revive?"
"Sorry bro I'm a Lifeline Main."
By Scarlet