Define Two Beers Meaning

Two Beers
The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"

The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."
By Kathye
Two-Beer Joe
A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.
By Linda
Two Beer Tired
The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.
By Perle
Two Beer Queer
An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer
By Natalee
Three-two Beer
liquor in the form of beer consisting of 3.2% alcahol. Use to be legal in the States for people over sixteen years of age to consume if not in large quantities per sitting.

Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .

Hmm, I think Imma have some three-two beer...
By Susann
Two Beer Queer
One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.

Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.
By Maighdiln
Two Beer Queer
One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.

Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?
By Desiri
Grab Two Beers
A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.
By Donielle
Two Beer Queer
one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.
By Corrie
Two Beer Queer
DEVLIN has two beers and is rolling on the floor laughing in his own shit

By Gennifer