Mikey: "Excuse me ma'am, you have very nice
breastasis." *Cops a feel*
Chuck: "Hey Mikey, why are you in jail for two months just for speeding?"
Mikey: "Well, I pulled
the cop a cop move during my
pat down."
Chuck: "Tell me it was a female officer."
Mikey: "Yes, and she had excellent breastasis!!"