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Define Like A Pizza Meaning

Like A Pizza
To be owned like, or be beaten.

I beat the other team 24-0. They were owned like pizzas.

Or

I won 5-0, I owned him like a pizza with snakes on it.
By Devan
Hung Like A Pizza
To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth

Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!
By Janka
Feeling Like Pizza
Being or feeling awesome, amazing, etc. Because pizza is awesome. The new "feel like a million bucks".

I woke up in a funk, but now, I'm feeling like pizza.
By Shirley
You're Slow In The Head Like A Big Pizza Pie
Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.


Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!
By Laney
When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie
It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
By Valma
No Fucking Shit, Lady! Do I Sound Like I'm Ordering A Pizza?
A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
By Frances