Define Like My Penis Meaning

Like My Penis
"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"

Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"

Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!

^^^^It's the same thing
By Lilias
Its Like Strapping My Penis To A Tornado!
When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!
By Carri