A great way to
wrap up a rambling drunken
voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking
soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I donât know why youâre ignoring me, I didnât do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didnât meet up⌠right? And then next thing you know you just donât wanna talk to me now? You know youâre going to see me when the summer time comes. And youâre gonna see me, and Iâm going to be
jacked out and youâre gonna be like, âfuck, I coulda
duh duh duh duhâ or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, âWhat he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?â and then youâre going to be like, âDaaaamn.â So letâs skip all that and letâs start talking again cuz I didnât do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldnât freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, letâs just meet and boom, quick and easy,
ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everythingâs cool, alright? Ok. Bye."