the hottest, sexiest, most desirable species on the planet.
can seduce any living human being (with the exception
of the gay man) with a
solitary glance. usually pass as straight but when seen romantically with another woman all
jaws in the vicinity drop.
John (straight): Holy shit! Did you just see that lipstick lesbian?
Uhhh I think I need to excuse myself to the
restroom for a moment...
Sara (straight): Wow look at that lipstick lesbian! She is really beautiful. I can't believe she is gay.. I really want to have sex with her!
Lindsay (lesbian): Heelllllllllooooooo lipstick lesbian!