"Love is too weak a word for what I feel -- I lurve you, you know, I loave you, I loff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I -- I do, don't you think I do?" -- Annie Hall
By Yasmeen
Loff
A word expressing one's teddy-bear-like love for some person/object.
Often experienced when one has a cold, and either hears an excellent joke or views a delightful meme on Facebook. The laugh begins but morphs into a painful expression of humour.
A rarely used but extremely cool synonym for the word Love, derived from Jason Lee "The Chinese Canadian" and is used to express love towards all people.
I loffe u
To Jason with loffe
I just wanted to say hi and i loffe you!
By Mariejeanne
Loff
Used in place of "LOL" in Trade Channel Horde side on the Bonechewer World of Warcraft server. Originated when the character Loff protested Cuddlyoprah's professed gayness.
Loff!!
By Marcile
Planet Loff
Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.
1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle
2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.
Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.
If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.
